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All right, then.
那好吧
Where were we?
刚才到哪了?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
哦 对 没错
Now I remember.
我想起来了
"A note about witches."
"关于女巫的小贴士"
See, here's the thing about them.
瞧 这是关于她们的
They're real!
她们确实存在!
Witches are as real as a rock in your shoe.
女巫 就如同鞋里会进石子 那么真实
That's the first thing you need to know.
这是你们该知道的第一件事
The second thing you need to know,
你们该知道的第二件事
they're here!
她们就在这里!
And they live amongst us...
她们就在我们中间...
...side by side, with humans.
...和我们擦肩而过
In every big city,
在每个大都市
in every small town.
在每个小城镇
For all you know,
你们都该知道
a witch might be living right next door to you right now.
一个女巫有可能就住在你隔壁
They everywhere!
她们到处都是!
A witch might be a nurse,
她可能是个护士
or your teacher,
或者是你老师
and you can bet your sweet patootie
你可以拿你可爱的屁股打赌
that friendly, little old lady on the bus
这位开着公交 友善地...
offering you a delicious piece of salt water taffy
给你一粒可口盐水太妃糖的老女人
is a witch.
就是一个女巫
And here's the most important thing.
然后 这最重要的事
The most important thing.
最最重要的事
Witches
女巫
hate
讨厌
children!
孩子!
A witch spends all her time
一个女巫会毕其一生
thinking up ways to destroy children.
绞尽脑汁来消灭孩子
That's all she thinks about.
她们满脑子都是这个
"How will I squish this horrible child?"
"我该如何碾死这个可怕的孩子?"
A witch gets the same pleasure from squishing a child
女巫碾死孩子的快感
as you get from eating a bowl of ice cream
就如同你吃着一杯冰淇淋
covered in butterscotch syrup,
浇上了奶油糖果糖浆
with whipped cream,
还挤上了鲜奶油
chopped nuts,
撒上了花生粒
and a cherry on top.
还点缀着一颗樱桃
My story begins during the last month of 1968.
我的故事要从1968年12月讲起
Believe it or not, I was once a young boy.
不管你们信不信 我曾是名年轻男孩
A boy with a mother and a father.
这孩子 曾有一个母亲和一个父亲
We lived in Chicago.
我们住在芝加哥
And it snows a lot at Christmastime.
圣诞来临之际 那儿下着大雪
Tricky thing with snow is, it's slippery.
下雪的要命之处在于 路很滑
Take the front! This way!
你查看前面! 在这边!
Mom?
妈妈?
I was wearing my seat belt.
我当时系着安全带
Dad?
爸爸?
Mom!
妈妈!
Mama and Daddy weren't.
妈妈和爸爸却没有
Mama! Dad!
妈妈! 爸爸!
Mommy! Dad!
妈妈! 爸爸!
Let's get you out of here.
我们救你出去
It was during my eighth Christmas
在我度过的第八个圣诞
that I lost my mother and father.
我失去了父母
My dear child...
我亲爱的孩子...
Grandma.
外婆
Grandma's here.
有外婆在呢
Aw, you gonna be all right.
别害怕 你不会有事
Here, let me look at you.
来 让我看看你
Mmm.
呣~
I'mma get you out of here.
我带你离开这儿
I packed your things, I'm gonna take you home.
我收拾了你的东西 我带你回家
Home? To my house?
回家? 去我自己家?
No, darling.
不 亲爱的
Home to my house.
去我的家
Need any help bringing these bags inside, sister?
需要我帮你把东西提进去吗 姐?
Oh, no, thank you, Reginald.
不 谢谢 瑞吉诺
You've done enough already.
你做的已够多了
Running into you at the bus station was a godsend.
跑来汽车站接我们已够麻烦
I'm much obliged.
我很不好意思
My pleasure.
乐意效劳
I'll see you in church come Sunday?
这周日咱们教堂见?
Oh, you know you will.
哦 老规矩了
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, young man.
很高兴认识你 小伙子
Welcome to Demopolis.
欢迎来到 德莫波利斯
Thank you, Reggie.
谢谢 瑞吉
Sister.
再见 姐
Wait.
等等
Take them shoes off before you walk on my good rug.
把鞋脱了 可别弄脏我的地毯
Grandma was my mama's mama.
外婆是我妈妈的妈妈
A tough lady with a big heart.
一个心胸开阔的坚强女人
The kind that wouldn't hesitate to give a spanking if you deserve it
是那种 只要该打就毫不犹豫揍你
or a big ol' hug if you needed it.
或 若你需要也会给你深情拥抱的人
I reckon...
我估摸着...
you'll be comfy here.
在这你能住得舒坦
In your mama's old room.
是你妈妈以前的房间
We'll get you situated tomorrow.
明天你就能习惯
I'm gonna make some hot chocolate.
我给你做点热巧克力
Want some?
要喝吗?
I'm gonna make some anyway,
我还是去做一些
in case you change your mind.
说不定你改了主意
High tomorrow, 73.
明天最高气温 73度
Young man, what is wrong with you?
小伙子 你到底怎么回事?
Sitting in here all by your lonesome.
一个人傻坐在这里
It's nice out.
这外面阳光可好了
You want something to eat?
想吃些什么?
I just fried some wings.
我刚炸了些鸡翅
Nobody turns down my wings. I'm gonna make you a plate.
没人会拒绝我的鸡翅 我给你端一盘过来
♪ Now if you Feel that you can't go on ♪
♪ 若你现在觉得无法硬扛 ♪
♪ Because all of your hope Is gone ♪
♪ 因为你所有的希望泡汤 ♪
♪ And your life is filled With much confusion ♪
♪ 且你的生命充满了迷茫 ♪
♪ Until happiness Is just an illusion ♪
♪ 直到快乐仅是一种幻想 ♪
♪ And your world around Is tumblin' down ♪
♪ 而你的世界正起伏跌宕 ♪
♪ Darlin' ♪
♪ 达琳 ♪
♪ Reach out ♪
♪ 伸出手来 ♪
♪ Come on, girl ♪
♪ 来吧 女孩 ♪
- ♪ Reach on out for me ♪ - ♪ Reach out ♪
- ♪ 伸出手来帮我 ♪ - ♪ 伸出手来 ♪
Come on, baby. Come on.
来吧 宝贝 来吧
♪ Reach out for me ♪
♪ 伸手帮我 ♪
♪ Ha! I'll be there ♪
♪ 哈! 我就在那儿 ♪
♪ With a love That will shelter you ♪
♪ 带着爱那将保护你 ♪
Mmm!
呣~~!
What you waiting for?
你还在等什么?
Don't feel like eating.
没有胃口吃
And I don't feel like wasting all this good food.
我可不想浪费了这些好吃的食物
What, you think I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
怎么 还觉得我欠了你什么?
Well, I don't.
我不欠你
Do I feel bad?
我感觉不爽?
Yeah.
没错
But not sorry.
但不是愧疚
Sometimes, whatever the good Lord needs to teach us comes in ways we don't see.
有时候 上帝会毫无预兆地给我们打击
But it doesn't mean we're not supposed to learn something.
但这不代表 我们就不应从里面走出来
Look here.
瞧这
This was my baby.
这是我女儿
I'd do anything for her to be here right now.
我现在愿意为她做任何事
But the Man Above had another plan for her.
可天上那个男人 却对她另有安排
And whether it seems fair to me or not,
无论这公平与否
it doesn't matter.
他都毫不在意
Sometimes life isn't fair.
有时候生活就是不公平
It's a hard lesson for folks to learn
对任何人 这都是一次重击
and most people don't have to learn it this young.
多数人无需如此年轻 就承受这重击
But you do.
但你需要
You hear me?
听见了么?
Come on now, baby, you got to eat something.
来吧 宝贝 你得吃点东西
You like cake?
你喜欢吃蛋糕?
Well, corn bread is basically cake.
玉米面包其实就是蛋糕
Mmm-hmm.
怎么样?
Go on. Try it.
吃吧 来口试试
What's his name?
他叫什么?
It's a she.
是个女孩
Her name is something you can ponder.
这名字就留给你自己取吧
Have you come up with a name for your mouse yet?
给你的小老鼠起好名字了么?
Uh-huh.
嗯呵
Well, tell me.
告诉我呀
Don't be keeping me in suspense.
别吊我胃口
Aisy.
艾西
Lazy?
蕾西?
Well, that mouse is full of nothing but energy.
那老鼠精力那么旺盛
She runs all the time in that wheel.
整天在笼子里跑圈
Not "lazy."
不是 "蕾西"
Daisy.
黛西
"Daisy." Oh.
原来是"黛西" 噢
I like it.
挺好的
That's a perfect name for her.
这名字适合她
Close your eyes, honey.
闭上眼睛 宝贝
♪ It's your thing Do what you wanna do ♪
♪ 是你的事 做你想做的事 ♪
♪ I can't tell you Who to sock it to ♪
♪ 我无法告诉你 该向谁道歉 ♪
♪ It's your thing ♪
♪ 是你的事 ♪
♪ Do what you wanna do ♪
♪ 做你想做的事 ♪
♪ I can't tell you Who to sock it to ♪
♪ 我无法告诉你 该向谁道歉 ♪
And somehow, she did it.
不管怎样 她成功了
Little by little,
一点一点地
with a tug here and a pull there,
东扯扯 西拉拉
she brought me out of my sadness.
她将我拉出了悲伤
♪ Oh, you need love now ♪
♪ 哦 你现在需要爱 ♪
♪ Just as bad as I do ♪
♪ 如我这般渴望 ♪
But even though my own darkness was being lifted,
尽管我的阴霾正在消散
there was another dark shadow looming nearby.
可另一个黑影正在逼近
Very nearby.
近在咫尺
I didn't know it,
我混然不知
but I was about to meet my first witch.
我即将平生第一次见到女巫
Curses.
畜生
♪ All right ♪
♪ 好啦 ♪
♪ Lord have mercy! ♪
♪ 主很慈爱! ♪
Raymond.
瑞蒙
Raymond.
瑞蒙
You call these fresh?
这还说新鲜?
But we just got them in.
我们刚进货
When? Last year?
什么时候? 去年么?
Look at how yellow they are.
看这些叶子黄得
And those brown spots around the edges.
叶子边上还有褐点点
I'm not gonna waste good bacon drippings on these shriveled-up weeds.
我可不想把培根浪费在这蔫叶子上
Can you get me some fresh greens if you don't mind?
能给我些新鲜的吗?
Yes, ma'am.
好的 女士
I'll see what we have in the back.
我去后面看看有没有
You do that.
好去吧
Grandma, can I get these nails to make Daisy a house?
外婆 我能买盒钉子 给黛西造房子用吗?
Hmm.
嗯
Well, these aren't galvanized.
这些没有镀锌
You have to use galvanized nails so they won't rust.
你该用镀锌铁钉 这样不会生锈
But galvanized costs .35 cents more.
可镀锌的要贵35美分
Safety first.
安全第一
Yes, ma'am.
好 夫人
You cut yourself on a rusty nail, you can get lockjaw.
你被锈钉划伤 会得破伤风
Yes, ma'am.
是 夫人
And then I'd have to flush out your system with liver oil, garlic juice, Tabasco sauce.
我还得用橄榄油 蒜汁 塔巴斯科辣油给你清洗
You wouldn't want to go through that now, would you?
你不想这样吧?
No, ma'am.
不 夫人
Good. Remember, safety first.
好 记住 安全第一
Grandma knew how to fix all kinds of ailments.
外婆懂得治各种小毛小病
She learned from her grandma how to use herbs and potions and strange incantations
她从她外婆学到如何运用草药 魔药和古怪咒语
to make sick people good as new.
使病人重获新生
Here in Alabama, where she grew up,
在她长大的阿拉巴马
Grandma was known as a healer.
外婆是人尽皆知的医师
Galvanized.
镀锌铁钉
Boy.
孩子
Boy.
孩~子
Do you like sweets?
你喜欢吃糖~~~~吗?
She is tame.
她不咬~~人
Very sweet.
甜极~~~了
Give her a kiss.
亲她一~~~~~~口
Young man.
小伙子
You want those nails, you better come on...
你想要钉子 就快点挑...
Yes, Raymond, that's more like it.
对了 瑞蒙 这才像话
Grandma, I need to tell you something!
外婆 我要跟你说件事!
Not now, son.
现在不行
But, Grandma...
可是 外婆...
I thought you wanted those nails.
我以为你要那钉子
Forget it. Let's just go.
别管了 还是走吧
Yeah.
对
Let's just go.
还是走吧
Hey.
嘿
Son,
孩子
what were you trying to tell me
你想跟我说什么
in the grocery store this morning?
今天上午在杂货店?
You were shaking like a leaf.
你抖得像片叶子
Don't worry about that, Grandma.
不用操心那个 外婆
I just want you to feel better.
我只是不想让你难受
I feel fine.
我还好
You just tell me what you were trying to say.
告诉我你想说什么
Looked like you were about to have a conniption fit.
那样子像火气快爆发了
I don't know what I saw.
我不知道看见的是什么
It was a scary lady.
一个可怕的女人
She called to me.
她叫我
But when she did, when she talked,
可当她叫我 当她说话时
her mouth...
她的嘴...
Was she wearing gloves?
是不是她戴着手套?
Long ones, up to her elbows?
长手套 一直到肘?
Was she wearing a hat?
是不是她戴着帽子?
It looked like she had a towel on her head or something.
看上去像包了条毛巾什么的
And when she talked,
当她说话时
did her voice sound ugly and scratchy like an outhouse door swinging on a rusty hinge?
那嗓音难听刺耳 像摇曳生锈的厕门?
Oh.
哦
I feared this was happening.
我最害怕这种事
That lady you saw in the grocery store was no lady.
你在杂货店见到的并不是个女人
What you saw
你见到的
was a witch.
是个女巫
A witch?
一个女巫?
That's right.
没错
A no-good, rotten, low-down, sneaky, sneaky witch.
一个堕落 卑鄙 鬼鬼祟祟的坏女巫
Okay. Okay.
行了 行了
Is this you and your church friends trying to play a joke on me?
这是你和教堂那朋友 在开我玩笑吗?
'Cause if it is, it's not very funny.
若是这样 并不有趣
Listen, child.
听着 孩子
Witches ain't nothing to joke about.
女巫这事可不是什么玩笑
I've known children who no longer exist as children on this earth.
我可知道 某些孩子不再是原来样子
They were turned,
他们变了身
transformed,
转了形
taken by witches.
被女巫夺走了
I can tell you about Alice Blue.
我给你讲讲爱丽丝·布鲁的故事
Well, Alice Blue and I were best friends.
爱丽丝·布鲁和我是好朋友
We lived across the street from each other.
我和她家只隔条街
We were like sisters.
我们如亲姐妹
Inseparable. We did everything together, even our chores.
形影不离 什么事我们都一起做 包括家务
But Alice was a lollygagger.
但爱丽丝是个虚度光阴的人
Alice, quit lollygagging, girl.
爱丽丝 别慢吞吞的
It's almost suppertime.
都快吃晚饭了
Alice did something no child should ever do.
爱丽丝做了件孩子绝不该干的事
She took candy from a stranger.
她拿了陌生人给的糖
I got so scared,
我吓坏了
I tore out of there like greased lightning,
闪电般的离开那里
and hightailed it straight home.
直接飞奔回家
I never should have left Alice alone.
我不该丢下爱丽丝
I knew I shouldn't have.
我知道不应该
But I was so scared.
可当时我吓坏了
Later that night,
那天晚上
when I saw Alice alive,
当我看见爱丽丝活着
I was as happy as a mouse in a bucket of cheese.
我高兴得如同黄油罐中的老鼠
But the very next morning,
但第二天早上
all that happiness went away
那高兴劲全没了
because it happened.
因为那开始了
She started turning.
她开始变身
Alice was chicken-afied. Chicken-alified.
爱丽丝被变成了只鸡 过着鸡的生活
Lordy!
天呐!
Look at the size of that chicken.
瞧这鸡的身材
Y'all seen where Alice run off to?
你们见到爱丽丝去哪了?
She's right...
她就在...
there.
这里
What you talking about, child?
你在瞎说什么 孩子?
Where'd she go?
她去哪儿了?
I tried to explain what I saw,
我试图跟她们解释
but everybody was looking at me like I was crazy.
但人人都当我疯了
Finally, I just shut up about it.
最后 我也闭口不说了
Although, I made it a point to visit Alice in her coop every day.
但是 我要求自己每天都去鸡窝看她
Hi, Alice.
嗨 爱丽丝
Alice even laid eggs.
爱丽丝还下蛋
Big green ones.
大个的绿鸡蛋
Biggest green eggs I ever seen.
我见过最大的绿鸡蛋
People said they were delicious.
人们说那很美味
What about the witch?
那女巫呢?
What about her?
关于她?
Did she go away?
她走了吗?
Oh, my, no.
哦 不
Once a witch come into your life, it never...
一旦女巫走入你的生活 就再也...
Never...
再也...
Oh, my, Lord in Heaven.
哦 我的上帝啊
What am I thinking?
我在想什么呢?
I just told you we saw a witch today.
我刚承认今天见了一个女巫
A witch in the grocery store.
一个女巫在杂货店
And what am I doing? Sitting here
我这是干嘛? 还干坐着
like I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other,
像瞎了个眼看不见另一半
wasting precious time lollygagging.
浪费宝贵时间 虚度光阴
Always wondered what Grandma kept in that locked closet.
一直好奇外婆锁着的房间有什么
Turns out it was full of medicinal herbs and elixirs,
才发现满屋的草本和灵丹妙药
and old books about ancient healing.
还有些古法医学旧书
Now, my mom always said
我妈妈一直说
Grandma was sort of a country-type healer.
外婆有点像江湖医生
But now I was starting to think
可现在我开始觉得
she might be a voodoo priestess.
她或许是名巫毒女祭司
Child, we need to leave.
孩子 我们得离开这儿
Leave?
离开?
That's right, leave.
没错 是离开
It's not safe for us here.
这里不安全
But where we gonna go?
可我们能去哪?
I'll call my cousin, Eston.
我找我表兄埃斯顿
Have him make a reservation for us
让他给我们订个房间
at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel.
去奥尔良帝岛大酒店
He was the executive chef there for over 30 years.
他在那做了三十年的行政总厨
He's got pull there.
他在那有影响力
He's a star.
是个明星
His cooking put that hotel on the map.
他的厨艺让酒店扬名
It's the swankiest resort in all of Alabama.
是阿拉巴马最奢华的场所
You'll be telling your grandkids about your stay in this hotel.
将来你要把这告诉你祖孙
How do you know we'll be safe there?
怎么知道我们在那安全?
Because, child,
因为
ain't nothing but rich white folks at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel.
除了有钱白人 奥尔良帝岛大酒店 没其他人
And witches only prey on the poor,
女巫只瞄准贫穷的
the overlooked,
被忽视的
the kids they think nobody's gonna make a fuss about if they go missing.
即便失踪也不会大惊小怪的孩子
Go pack!
去拿东西!
Grandma, are there witches in every city?
外婆 每个城市都有女巫吗?
Every city, every state, every country.
每个城市 每个州 每个国家
And there's a secret society of witches in every country called a coven.
而且每个国家都有一个女巫秘密社团 叫女巫大聚会
That's just like a Rotary Club but for witches.
那就好比女巫界的扶轮社
They all get together in one place
她们在某处聚会
and gossip about who they put spells on,
讨论着在给谁下咒
or trade potion secrets, and whatnot.
或交易魔药秘方
But most important,
但最重要的是
they receive orders from the Grand High Witch.
她们听取至尊女巫的指示
The Grand High Witch?
至尊女巫?
The Grand High Witch, yeah.
至尊女巫 没错
She's the ruler of them all.
她是所有女巫的首领
All-powerful, pure evil,
法力无边 极度邪恶
and without a stitch of mercy.
毫无怜悯之心
Yeah. Legend has it, she was hatched on the frozen tundra of Norway.
对 传说如此 她诞生于挪威高原冻土
Now, take a look at that.
你瞧那里
What, you just gonna stand there and stare at me all day?
怎么 你就站在那儿 光盯着我们看?
Can I help you?
能为您效劳吗?
You can unload this car while I check in to this here hotel.
你可以帮我提行李啊
Yes, ma'am.
是 夫人
Here's the key.
这是钥匙
Oh, and...
哦 这个...
No.
不用
You keep your money, ma'am.
收好你的钱 夫人
And enjoy yourself.
祝您愉快
I think I will.
我想会的
Grandma was right about this hotel.
外婆说的没错
It sure was fancy.
酒店很时髦
She brought us to the Gulf of Mexico to get away from that witch.
为躲避女巫 她带我们来到了墨西哥湾
But she had no idea what we were about to step into.
但她不知道我们即将面临什么
Be careful with the mouse.
管好你的小白鼠
No.
不
For God's sake,
看在上帝份上
I think you're being extremely unreasonable.
我觉得你越来越不讲理
No, Deidre. For the last time,
不 德垂 最后一次
I will not have that woman in my house.
我不会让那女人进我的房子
Oh, she's very good company.
她是个很不错的伴侣
Absolutely not, Deidre.
绝对不行 德垂
Oh, for God's sake,
哦 真见鬼
Bruno, your face.
布鲁诺 瞧你这脸
Obviously can't take you anywhere.
真不该带你出来
Here you are, ma'am.
您拿好 夫人
欢迎 预防虐待儿童 国际协会成员
Come on, we got our key.
走吧 我拿到了钥匙
We are in room 766.
我们住766号房
Sounds like a good room.
听上去房号不错
You okay, Grandma?
你行吗 外婆?
That's the first time you coughed since we left the house.
这是我们离家后你第一次咳嗽
Can I help you, madam?
能为您做什么 夫人?
Oh! You must be Eston's cousins.
哦! 您一定是埃斯顿的表亲
Yes, he insisted that you stay in room 766.
没错 他坚持要你们住766号房
That's the Magnolia.
那是木兰阁
This is one of our most lovely junior suites.
这是我们最怡人的常规套房之一
And aren't you a lucky fella? Hmm?
是不是很幸运?
It's not every day that a young gentleman such as yourself is fortunate to come and stay in such a fine hotel as this now,
不是每天都有您这样一位 年轻绅士有幸住在豪华酒店的
is it?
对不对?
Come on, Gatsby.
来吧 盖茨比
Let's go.
我们走
Let's go find our room.
我们去那房间
Would you like me to show you?
需要我带您去吗?
- It's on the fourth floor. - Mmm.
- 那在四楼. - 嗯
Grandma, if we're on the fourth floor,
外婆 若那在四楼
why is it number 7-6-6?
为什么房号是 7-6-6?
Because the man who built this hotel was a numerologist.
因为造这酒店的人是数字专家
He believed numbers have meaning.
他相信数字有所寓意
I know a little something about numbers.
我也懂点数字
Seven and six together means a test is coming.
7和6在一起代表一次考验
Two sixes mean abundance.
两个6代表富足丰裕
So, it look like a big test might be coming.
所以 貌似一次大考验或将来临
Well, hello there.
哦 您好啊
The Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel
奥尔良帝岛大酒店
welcomes you and your lovely group of benefactresses.
欢迎您和您妩媚的恩施女团的光临
Uh, I would just like to say that we applaud
我想说谨以掌声
your innumerable, uh, philanthropic...
向您浩荡的 呃 仁慈的...
acts and, um...
善举和...呣...
And, um...
和...呣...
I'm sorry, madam,
抱歉 夫人
but the hotel has a very strict no-pet policy.
可酒店有严格规定 禁带宠物
You seem like the sort of man who loves a precious.
你看上去是那种爱财如命的男人
Don't you, Mister...
是不是 这位...
Stringer. R. J. Stringer III. Hotel Manager.
思俊尔 R. J. 思俊尔 三世 酒店经理
Thank you for making an exception,
感谢您为此而破例
Mr. R. J. The Hotel Manager.
R. J. 酒店经理
Stringer.
思俊尔
Yes, but I haven't yet... But I didn't agree...
没错 可我还没... 可我没同意...
So, tell me something, Mister...
那么 请告诉我 这位...
Stringy?
思特林宁?
Stringer.
思俊尔
Hotel man.
酒店男人
Manager.
经理
The third.
三世
Yeah.
对
I know you love kitties.
我知道你喜欢猫
But what do you think of...
但你怎么看待...
mice?
老鼠?
Mice?
老鼠?
Yeah. Mice.
对 老~鼠
What would you do
你会如何应对
if there were mice running all around in this hotel?
如果酒店到处爬满老鼠?
Well, I can assure you, madam,
我可以向您保证 女士
there would never be any mice...
这里绝对不会有一只老鼠...
But if there were? Hypothetically?
啊等等等等 但若有呢? 假设?
Mmm. Oh, hypothetically.
呣 哦 假设情况下
Yes, I suppose, well, I would, uh...
好的 我假设 那么 我会...
I would call the exterminator.
我会叫灭鼠专家
Exactly!
做得很好!
You see, girls?
听见了吗 姑娘们?
He would call the exterminator!
他会去叫灭鼠专家!
Just like any normal human with his head screwed on right,
就像那些脑瓜绷紧的正常男人那样
he would exterminate those brats.
他会来消灭那些孩子
Uh...
呃...
Rats.
耗子
We would exterminate the rats.
我们会消灭这些耗子
Evil.
邪恶
There's no other way to describe them.
没有其它方式来形容她们
Pure, unvarnished evil.
极度且不加掩饰的邪恶
That's what witches are.
这就是女巫本质
Now, you see this here cough of mine?
你看见我现在咳嗽了?
It was likely brought on by a witch.
可能就是女巫使得咒
Probably that one you saw in the grocery store.
或许就是在杂货店里那个
Really? A witch can make you cough?
真的? 女巫能让你咳嗽?
Oh, you bet your sweet patootie they can.
唔 你可以赌上你的小屁股
Grandma, how can you tell a real witch from a normal lady.
外婆 你怎么分辨一个人真是女巫
Well, first of all, witches aren't really women at all.
首先 女巫根本不是女人
They're demons in human shape.
它们是人形的恶魔
That's why if you look closely at a witch,
这就是为何 当你近看一个女巫
you'll notice the corners of her mouth is elongated,
会注意到她嘴角是拉长的
stretching almost up to her ears,
可以一直扯到耳根
and that's usually hidden with pancake makeup.
而那通常被隐匿于粉黛之下
And a real witch always wears gloves. Always.
一个真女巫永远戴着手套 永远
Because a real witch doesn't have hands.
因为真女巫没有手
She's got claws.
她只有爪子
Claws?
爪子?
And they don't have toes. Ooh.
她们还没有脚趾 唔
Their ugly feet look like
她们丑陋的脚就像
their toes got chopped off with an axe.
脚趾都被斧子砍掉一样
And all witches are bald.
所有的女巫都是秃子
As bald as a boiled egg.
秃到像个白煮蛋
So, they wear wigs.
所以她们戴着假发
And it gives them nasty sores.
这使她们头皮溃疡
"Wig rash," the witches call it.
她们称之"假发皮疹"
Mmm! And it makes them crazy.
呣~! 她们为此而抓狂
So, gloves,
所以 手套
wigs.
假发
Is that everything?
就这些?
Nose-holes.
还有鼻孔
Nose-holes?
鼻孔?
Yeah. Nostrils. Nose-holes.
没错 就是鼻孔
Witches have larger nose-holes than normal people.
女巫有较常人更大的鼻孔
When they need to sniff out a child,
当她需要嗅一个小孩
those nose-holes can grow out as big as eight inches in diameter.
那些鼻孔能张大到直径八英寸
But, mind you, children smell horrible to witches.
但提醒你 女巫对孩子的气味反感
Even if the kid just had a bath?
即使那孩子刚洗过澡?
That makes it worse.
那会让气味更糟
A freshly clean kid smells like dog poop to a witch.
干净的孩子气味对女巫如同狗屎
- Dog poop? - That's right.
- 狗屎? - 没错
And the cleaner the kid,
孩子越干净
the poopier he smells to a witch.
狗屎味越强
Maybe I should stop taking baths.
也许我该不洗澡
Child, don't test me.
孩子 别考验我
Can a witch come in here and get us while we sleep?
女巫能趁我们睡着进屋抓我们么?
No.
不行
Not at all.
根本不行
Witches never do silly things like
女巫从不干这些蠢事
climbing drainpipes or breaking into people's houses.
如爬落水管或闯入室内
Besides, they have no idea where we are.
此外 她们不会知道我们在哪
Okay, but I'm still a little scared.
好 可我还是有点害怕
Over here, come on, little man.
靠近点 来 小不点
There we go.
就这样
Get some sleep.
好好睡吧
Hmm?
呣?
Really?
真的吗?
Mmm.
呣~
The next morning, the sun was shining and the air was crisp
第二天早上 阳光明媚 空气新鲜
I kept quiet as a mouse so Grandma could sleep in,
我静的像只老鼠 这样外婆能继续睡着
and I took it upon myself
我又自作主张
to order her some room service breakfast.
为她点了份客房服务的早餐
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
呣~~~
Here's your breakfast, Grandma.
这是你早餐 外婆
Scrambled eggs, chicken fried steak,
炒鸡蛋 炸鸡排
hominy grits, pecan sticky buns,
玉米粥 山核桃面包
rhubarb strawberry jam,
大黄草莓酱
and a pitcher of sweet iced tea with mint.
和一扎甜美薄荷冰茶
Oh, that sure smells special.
哦 怪不得闻着挺特别
Oh, mercy, I slept in late.
哦 真好 我睡到这么晚
Phew.
唔
Well, thank you for ordering me breakfast, darling.
谢谢为我点早餐 亲爱的
I gave the room service guy a half a dollar tip.
我给了那客房服务生半美元小费
Was that okay?
那行吗?
That's mighty gentlemanly of you.
那很绅士风度
Grandma, are you okay?
外婆 你还好么?
I'm fine. Just a little tickle.
我很好 只是喉咙痒
Grab Grandma that glass of tea.
给外婆把冰茶拿来
And listen, Grandma's gonna take it easy today.
听着 外婆今天要轻松一下
But I want you to get outside and run around.
但我要你自己出去玩
Go down to the water. Have fun.
去下水玩一下 找点乐趣
I was thinking I would do some training with Daisy.
我想带黛西做些练习
Oh! Well, take her with.
哦 好 带她去
Just don't let her get too close to the water.
只是别让她太接近水
I wouldn't want some big old sea snake to grab ahold of her.
我可不想它让大海蛇给抓去
Sea snake?
海蛇?
I'm just joshing. There ain't no sea snakes.
只是逗你 没海蛇这东西
You go on now. Have fun.
你去玩吧
And don't worry about me. I'm fine.
别担心我 我很好
Even though I knew Grandma was kidding about the sea snakes,
尽管我清楚外婆说海蛇逗我
I didn't wanna take any chances,
但我不想有任何冒险
so we stayed inside.
因此我们待在酒店内
And wouldn't you know,
你并不会知道
we came upon the big ballroom where it turns out
我们去的那间大舞厅 已经变成
the International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children folks were gonna have their conference.
预防虐待儿童国际协会的会议场地
Hey!
嘿!
You there!
你!
And what are you doing?
你在这里干嘛?
Breaking and entering?
私自闯入?
Looking for a quiet spot.
找个安静地方
For what?
为了什么?
Training.
训练
Training what?
训练什么?
Cool. Super. What's his name?
酷 超酷 他叫什么?
It's a she. And her name is Daisy.
是母的 她名叫黛西
Can I hold her?
能让我拿一下么?
She's not too comfortable around strangers.
她有点怕生
Can she do any tricks or anything?
它有什么杂耍技巧吗?
We were just about to do some training.
我们只是要做一些练习
Wanna watch?
想看吗?
What time is it?
现在什么时候?
A nice lady told me to meet her here at 12:25.
一位漂亮女士让我12:25在这里等她
She said she would give me six bars of Swiss chocolate.
她说会给我六块瑞士巧克力
What's your name? I'm...
你叫什么? 我是...
Bruno Jenkins!
布鲁诺·詹金斯!
I've been looking for you everywhere, young man.
我在到处找你 小伙子
Your father is furious.
你爸在生气
Hello, Mother.
你好 母亲
This is my new friend.
这是我新朋友
Nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你
Look at your hands, they're filthy!
你看你的手 这么脏!
Look at your shirt! It's a complete mess!
再看你衬衫! 乱成一团!
- Come with me. - Ow!
- 跟我走 - 啊哦!
What have you been doing?
你到底干嘛了?
Running around in a sausage factory?
跑去香肠工厂了?
The room was completely empty.
那会议厅空荡荡的
A perfect place for me and Daisy to do our training.
是跟黛西做练习的理想场所
And I figured,
我想着
if all the Prevention of Cruelty to Children people showed up,
如果预防虐童大会人员全部到达
they would probably look kindly on a young mouse trainer
他们会慈祥地看着一个小训鼠教练
who was just going about his business.
任由他在会场忙着自己的事
Jeez, that scared the crap out of me.
天呐 真把我吓坏了
So, here we are.
就这儿
Here is the Le Grand Imperial Ballroom
这里是帝国大舞厅
or Le Salon Grande, as we call it.
或 辉煌沙龙 我们也这么叫
Well, actually we call it the Mural Room
实际上 我们还叫它壁绘厅
because of all these beautiful murals...
因为这些美丽的壁画...
I was told there is only one door in and out, yeah?
我听说这里只有一扇门可以进出 是么?
Yeah. Yes.
是的
There's, uh, only that door there, in and out,
只有那扇门可以进出
and which, of course,
而且 当然
does not make the fire marshal very happy.
这让消防局长不太满意
So, don't you go starting any fires.
所以 请别引发任何火灾
This room will do.
就这间了
Right, so...
好 那么...
Yeah, so, if there's any... Is there anything else that you ladies...
那么 若有任何...是否诸位还有其它...
No.
没有
No?
没有?
Bye-bye.
再见
Oh, all right.
好吧
Saoirse, secure the room!
西尔莎 锁住大门!
Okay, you so-called ladies.
好了 诸位名义上的女士
Prepare for removal.
准备开脱吧
Wake up.
醒醒
Okay, you trussed-up succubines,
行了 一群受束缚的女妖们
you may remove your gloves.
你们可以除去手套
You may remove your shoes.
你们可以脱下鞋子
And...
然后...
you may remove your wigs!
你们可以摘下假发!
They're all witches.
她们全都是女巫
My blood ran cold as I started to get real scared.
当我感到真正的恐惧 就会浑身发冷
Here I was, trapped in a room with a bunch of bald-headed witches!
我被一帮秃头女巫困在这间大厅里
And the mean one, the bald-head honcho
而这邪恶的秃头老大
who was standing right above me,
她站在我的正上方
the one who was giving all the orders,
一直在发号施令
as soon as I got a good look at her,
当我仔细地看了她一眼
I knew instantly who she had to be.
我立刻就意识到她的身份
She's the Grand High Witch.
她是至尊女巫
Witches.
女巫们
Witches.
巫婆们
You are a heap
你们是一群
of good-for-nothing worms!
不顶用的烂虫子!
This morning,
今天早上
I'm having my breakfast
我用着早餐
and I'm looking out the window, at the beach,
然后 望出窗外 望向海滩
and what am I seeing? Hmm?
猜我看到了什么? 嗯?
What am I seeing?
看到了什么?
I'm seeing dozens...
我看到几十个...
I'm seeing hundreds...
看到几百个...
I'm seeing hundreds of repulsive little brats
看到几百个令人厌恶的小毛孩
playing in the sand,
在沙滩上玩
and it's putting me right off my food!
让我瞬间就倒了胃口!
So...
所以...
Here are my orders.
在此我旨示你们
I want every child in the world...
我要让这世上每一个孩子...
rubbed out!
被抹去!
Squashed, squirted, and frittered!
压成泥 挤爆浆 下油锅!
Your Excellency, do you have a plan?
尊敬的阁下 您是否有计划?
How can we possibly wipe out every child?
我们怎么可能除去每一个孩子?
That was actually a good question.
那其实是个好问题
Insubordinate but a good question.
却以下犯上 但不失是个好问题
Of course I have a plan.
当然我早有计划
I want each of you to return to your pathetic little town.
我要你们回到各自的悲情小镇
And open...
然后开...
a candy store.
一家糖果店
And in this store you will sell
在这家糖果店 你们将
only the highest quality, tastiest candy.
只卖最高品质 最为可口的糖果
Now, you're probably wondering,
现在 你们或许会想
"Where do I get the money to buy a candy shop?"
"开糖果店的钱从哪里来?"
Well,
好吧
I have thought of that too.
这我也早想到了
In my room, room number 666,
在我那间 房号 的房间里
6
I have a steamer trunk
我有一个行李箱
filled with brand-new, crisp $100 bills!
塞满了崭新香脆的$100纸币!
Room 666.
666号房
Remember that room number 666
记住那房间号666
and your shops will sell
及 你的店仅销售
only the highest quality, tastiest candy.
最高品质 最为可口的糖果
And...
另外...
We use Formula Number 86
我们使用86号配方
Delayed Action Mouse Maker!
之延缓变身耗之宝!
Ooh!
唔~~!
One drop of Mouse Maker in a piece of candy
一滴耗之宝溶入一粒糖果
will transform a dirty little child into a mouse in one hour!
能将肮脏小孩在一小时后变为老鼠!
Ah!
啊~~!
Two drops
两滴
will transform the disgusting little brat in 30 minutes.
能将恶心小孩在半小时后变成老鼠
And three drops is instantaneous.
而三滴则是立刻生效
An instant mouse!
瞬间变身老鼠!
Oh.
哦
Oh, no, no, no.
哦 不用这样
Shut up.
行了
So,
因此
less than an hour ago,
不到一小时前
I found a repulsive smelly little boy in the lobby
我在大堂发现一个恶臭的小孩
and I gave him an outrageously expensive bar of Swiss chocolate.
我给了他一块极其昂贵的瑞士巧克力
A chocolate bar that was laced with one drop of my Number 86...
那巧克力花边蕴含一滴86号配方
Oh, no.
哦 不
...Delayed Action Mouse Maker potion!
的延缓变身耗之宝药水!
Bruno.
布鲁诺
And I told the greedy little brat to meet me here at 12:25.
我告诉那贪吃的小屁孩于12:25在这里见面
So, in less than 10 minutes,
因此 还剩不到十分钟
all you pathetic witches will see what a true genius I am!
你们这些可怜的女巫 将会见证一个真正的天才!
Genius! Genius! Genius!
天才! 天才! 天才!
Quiet!
安静!
Where's my chocolate?
我的巧克力在哪?
It's the greedy little cretin.
是那贪婪的小白痴
Hey, are you in there?
嘿 你在里面吗?
Quick! Put on your wigs!
快! 戴上你们的假发!
Welcome, you...
欢迎 你...
fine, handsome man.
好吧 帅小伙
We've been waiting.
我们正在等你
Darling boy.
亲爱的小男孩
I have your chocolate for you.
我有巧克力给你
You promised me six bars of chocolate.
你答应给我六块巧克力
I only see one in your hand.
可我看你手上只有一块
Hmm... You see, ladies,
唔... 你们看 女士们
not only is he fat and stupid but greedy too.
他不仅又胖又傻 还很贪心
Mmm.
哼呣~ 哼呣~
That's right, little man.
这就对了 小家伙
Here is your delicious chocolate.
这儿有你美味的巧克力
Come and get it. Come and get it.
过来拿 过来拿
Get ready, girls.
准备好 女士们
Ten seconds.
还有十秒
Give me my chocolate. Give it to me.
把巧克力给我 把它给我
It's right here, my darling.
它们就在这儿 亲爱的
Daisy, what do we do?
黛西 我们怎么办?
Give me. Give me.
给我 给我
Five seconds.
五秒
Give me my chocolate. Give it to me.
把巧克力给我 把它给我
Three...
三...
Give me it. Give me. Give me!
给我 给我 快给我!
Two...
二...
One...
一...
Ignition!
点火!
That smelly brat,
那恶臭的小毛孩
that horrid louse
那讨厌的虱子
has been transformed...
已经变身...
She's done it. She's a genius.
她成功了 她是个天才
...into a lovely little mouse!
...成为一只可爱的小老鼠!
What's the big idea?
这什么大招?
Where's my chocolate?
我的巧克力在哪?
Squish him!
碾死他!
Whoa!
喔!
Squish him! Kill him!
碾死他! 杀了他!
He's right there.
他在那儿
They turned Bruno into a mouse and now they're trying to squish him.
她们把布鲁诺变成了老鼠 现在还要碾死他
I'll fetch him.
我去救他
Did you just talk?
你刚才说话了?
It's a swarm!
这是一窝!
They're everywhere!
它们到处都是!
Get him. Where is he? Where is he?
抓住他 他去哪儿了? 他去哪儿了?
Gosh! You're a giant. Why are you so big?
天! 你是个巨人 怎么那么大?
I'm not big. You're little. I'm normal.
我不大 你太小了 我尺寸正常
How can I be little?
我怎么会变小?
Because you're a mouse.
因为你是只老鼠
A witch put a spell on you.
女巫给你施了法
Witch? What witch?
女巫? 什么女巫?
Ah-ha! I knew it!
啊~哈! 我就知道!
Dog dropping!
又一坨狗屎!
- Help! - Grab him.
- 救命! - 抓住他
- Help! Help me! - Hold him down.
- 救命! 救救我! - 按住他
- Flip him. Gag position. - Help! Help!
- 翻过来 撑开嘴巴 - 救命! 救命!
Open his trap.
掰开他嘴
Open it.
掰开它
Okay.
好
That's how you wanna play,
你想跟我玩
we'll play the Shakespeare way.
我们就来玩莎士比亚小道
One drop...
一滴...
Two...
两滴...
Blast off.
点火升空吧
Yes! Yes!
来吧! 来吧!
Yes!
来吧!
Aren't you a cute little mouse?
不也成了只可爱小老鼠了?
Who has the mallet?
谁有锤子?
- Here! Here! - Get the mallet.
- 这里! 这里! - 拿锤子来
Where's the mallet?
锤子在哪?
I'm not afraid of nothing.
我什么都不怕
I have him. Where's the mallet?
我摁住他了 锤子呢?
Come on. Give it to me. Give it to me.
快点 把它给我 快给我
Run, Bruno, run!
快跑 布鲁诺 快跑!
So, you're a mouse too?
怎么 你也成老鼠了?
Now I've got you.
被我逮着了
Four legs, Bruno.
四条腿跑 布鲁诺
Four legs.
用四条腿
Freeze! A dead end!
站住! 这是死路!
Run, Bruno, run!
快跑 布鲁诺 跑!
No!
不!
Ow, my back.
哦 我的背!
What happened to us?
我们这是怎么了?
Why are we mouses?
我们为什么成了老鼠?
- "Mice." - Whatever.
- "老鼠们" - 重要吗?
There's a convention of witches here in the hotel,
酒店里有个女巫大会
and they have an evil potion.
她们有种邪恶的魔药
They put it in your chocolate.
把它放进你的巧克力
My chocolate? Crikey!
我巧克力? 哎呀!
They always spot the chocolate.
她们总是在巧克力上下手
It's standard evil witch procedure.
这是女巫的标准程序
Wait. You were a kid too?
等等 你也是个宝宝(/小山羊)?
A girl.
是女孩
Do I look like a baby goat to you?
我看上去像小山羊吗?
Nope, a mouse.
不 是只老鼠
What are we going to do?
我们要怎么办?
I don't want to be a mouse.
我不想成为只老鼠
I like being a portly little kid.
我喜欢做个胖胖的小宝宝
"Child."
是"小孩"
Whatever.
谁在乎
All right, we have to find my grandma.
这样 我们去找我外婆
She knows everything about witches.
她知道所有女巫的事情
She'll know what to do. Come on.
她会知道该怎么办 走吧
Two crab salads. What are you doing?
两份蟹肉色拉 你在干嘛?
Wow, look at all that lovely food.
哇 看这些可口的食物
Okay, here's what we do.
好 我们这么做
You see that vent?
看见那通风口了?
I bet that'll get us to the lobby. Let's go.
我赌那能通大堂 我们走
Pick that up. That's white truffle.
把它捡起来 这是白松露
You have any idea how much white truffle costs?
你知道白松露有多贵么?
Wipe it off and put it in the sauce.
把它擦洗干净 再放进酱汁
What is this? You call that puffed?
这算什么? 你把这叫做膨化?
Let's get some more hands in here.
我们再找些人手过来
So, now what?
现在怎么办?
Look, all we need to do is make our way to the elevator,
我们要想法子去电梯那里
then up to the fourth floor.
然后电梯上到四楼
Come on.
来吧
Hey, a little help.
嘿 来帮个忙
Crikey.
哎呀
Hurry up.
抓紧些
This way.
这里走
I just realized something, y'all.
我刚意识到点问题 诸位
How exactly do we reach the button for the 4th floor?
我们怎么才能按到4楼的按钮?
- Floor? - Four, please.
- 几楼? - 四楼 谢谢
Come on.
还不快上
There's my room, 766.
那就是我房间 766
This way.
这边走
She's never going to hear us.
这样她永远听不见
A doorbell.
有门铃
Come on.
快来
Crikey!
哎呀!
All right. We make a human ladder.
好 我们搭个人梯
You mean a mouse ladder?
你是指鼠梯?
Right, a mouse ladder.
对 就是鼠梯
Ow! Ow.
啊哦! 啊哦!
I got... I got...
快够着了...快够...
I got it!
行了!
Help me!
救我!
Ahhh, great balls of fire, don't let me fall!
啊 太棒了 别让我掉下去!
- Phew. - Follow me, boys.
- 唔 - 跟我来 男孩们
Mice!
老鼠!
Mice! Mice!
老鼠! 老鼠!
They everywhere!
到处都是!
Grandma, it's me.
外婆 是我
Grandma, it's me, your grandson.
外婆 是我 你外孙
My grandson...
我外孙...
Is that you, boy?
是你 孩子?
Yes, Grandma, it's me.
对 外婆 是我
Oh... Oh.
哦... 哦
Is it really you?
这真是你?
It's really me.
真的是我
- What happened? - It was the Grand High Witch.
- 发生了什么? - 是至尊女巫干的
The Grand High Witch?
至尊女巫?
Oh, Lord, not the Grand High Witch.
上帝 可千万别是至尊女巫
Yes. She mouse-afied me.
她把我变成老鼠了
And the whole hotel is full of witches.
整个酒店都是女巫
They're having a witch convention or something.
她们在开女巫大会什么的
You been through so much, you don't need this.
你命已够惨 不会还要这样吧
Grandma's so, so sorry.
外婆非常非常抱歉
Grandma, please get off the floor
外婆 别趴地上
and put me on the coffee table.
把我放咖啡桌上
- How do I do that? - Pick me up.
- 我怎么做? - 捡我起来
Pick you up?
捡你起来?
Yeah, just like I pick up Daisy.
对 就像你捡起黛西
Right.
好
I can't believe this happened to you.
不敢相信你会出这事
Believe me, things could be a lot worse.
相信我 事情可能更糟
They could?
会那样吗?
Oh, Grandma, by the way,
外婆 顺便介绍
this is my friend, Bruno Jenkins.
这是我朋友 布鲁诺·詹金斯
He's now a mouse too,
他现在也是老鼠了
but he used to be a chubby, little English kid.
他曾是个胖胖的英国男孩
You could've just stopped at, "This is my friend, Bruno."
你完全可以这么介绍 "这是我朋友布鲁诺"
I'm so sorry, Bruno.
我很抱歉 布鲁诺
Those nasty, evil witches got you too, huh?
那些坏女巫也把你给变了哦?
Yes. They got me good and proper.
没错 她们彻底把我给变了
It's been an awful day.
这真是可怕的一天
- Anybody else hungry? - Ahem!
- 有人饿吗? - 哎嗯!
Oh, and Daisy used to be a kid... A girl too.
哦 黛西以前是个宝宝...也是个女孩
Why didn't you say something before, darling?
你以前为什么不说话 亲爱的?
Because it can be very dangerous for a mouse to talk.
因为老鼠说话会很危险
Most people don't understand and they get scared.
大多数人不会明白 他们会感到害怕
I almost said something the other night
那天晚上我差点就开口说话了
when you told the story about Alice Blue getting turned into a chicken,
就你讲爱丽丝·布鲁变成母鸡的那晚
but I thought better of it.
但想想还是没说
So, some wicked, evil witch mouse-afied you.
所以是某个女巫把你变成老鼠了
Yes, ma'am, four months ago.
是的 夫人 就四个月前
On the very same afternoon I ran away from the orphanage.
那天下午我跑出孤儿院
Well, what happened was, a kind lady... Well, I thought she was kind.
可接着发生的是 一个仁慈女士...我当时这么觉得
Anyway, she offered me a chocolate bar, and before I knew it, poof!
她给了我块巧克力 还没反应过来 就噗地一下!
I was transformed.
我就变身了
Then, faster than a hot knife cuts through butter,
接着 比热刀切黄油更快的是
a panhandler scoops me up and sells me to a pet store
一名乞丐救了我 并卖给了宠物店
so he could buy food.
这样他就能去买食物
Yum!
美味!
I'm so sorry, Daisy.
真抱歉 黛西
Mary. Uh, my real name is Mary.
麦瑞 我真名叫麦瑞
Mary. That's a pretty name.
麦瑞 这名字不错
Excuse me.
抱歉
All this talk about food is making me really hungry.
你们说的里面都是吃的 这让我感觉很饿
Can I have one of those grapes?
我能吃几个那边的葡萄吗?
So, it was the Grand High Witch,
所以 都是这至尊女巫搞得
and she's in this very hotel?
而她就在这家酒店?
We got to do something to turn you back. Make this right.
我们得想办法把你们变回来
The Grand High Witch has a room full of potion.
至尊女巫有个房间满是魔药
And she's gonna use it to turn every kid in the world into a mouse.
而且她要用这些 把世上每个小孩都变成老鼠
We have to help them.
我们得阻止这一切
- Who is it? - Hotel maintenance.
- 是谁? - 酒店维护人员
Quick, hide.
快躲起来
Here. Hop in my knitting tote.
来 你们都躲到我的织物袋里去
Keep your heads down.
你们头别探出来
Yes.
什么事
I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am,
抱歉打扰您 夫人
but we got a report of a possible rodent infestation.
我们听说貌似有鼠类侵扰
Rodent infestation? In a hotel this expensive?
鼠类侵扰? 在这么贵的酒店?
That's crazier than a hog on slaughter day.
这简直比屠宰日的猪还恐怖
Yes, ma'am. It's probably nothing.
是的 夫人 也许没什么事
The maid who said she saw the rodents has a tendency to be a bit high-strung.
说看见有老鼠的女仆 很容易紧张过度
Mmm.
呣
But, to be on the safe side,
但出于安全考虑
I thought I'd lay these here traps,if you don't mind.
若你不介意 我就放些捕鼠夹在您这儿
Okay.
好的
We put them in all the rooms.
我们在每个房间都放
Mmm-hmm.
呣
Just to be safe.
只是为了安全
So, uh, what are they? Mice?
那么 那些是什么? 老鼠吗?
Oh. No, ma'am.
哦 不是 夫人
Maid said she saw a swarm of huge, ugly rats.
女仆说她看见一群肥大丑陋的耗子
At least a dozen of them.
至少有一打那么多
Goodness, a dozen?
天呐 有一打?
Well, it's like I said,
我刚才说了
she has a tendency to be a bit high-strung.
她很可能是紧张过度
Fresh Wisconsin cheddar.
新鲜的威斯康辛切达干酪
Drives them rodents plumb crazy.
让那些下水道老鼠为之疯狂
They can't resist it.
绝对无法抗拒
Mmm...
呣...
Anyway, you hear any of these traps start snapping, give me a call.
不管怎样 您听见捕鼠夹响 就叫我
I sure will.
肯定会
That's right.
好的
Don't you know anything? Grapes can hurt a mouse.
你难道不知道? 葡萄对老鼠身体有害
All right, you three.
好了 你们三个
You stay away from those traps, you hear?
你们离那些夹子远一点 听见了?
If we could just get our hands on some of that potion,
如果我们能搞到那种魔药
I might be able to reverse-engineer it.
或许我能让这事逆转
Make it a potion that turns mice into children.
制造一种药水 能把老鼠变回孩子
I always travel with my anti-hex herbs and salts.
我旅行常带着逆魔法的草药和盐类
But whoever knows where that wicked, evil witch is.
可谁又知道那邪恶女巫在哪
We do. She's in room 666.
我们知道 她在666号房间
We heard her tell all those witches
我们听见她 跟其它女巫说
to meet her in room 666 right after dinner.
叫她们晚餐后去666房间找她
And we're in room 766.
我们房间是766
Room 666 is right below us.
666号房间就在我们下面
Good Lord!
上帝啊!
That evil sorceress is living right beneath us?
那邪恶巫师就住我们下面?
Yes. And here's what we do.
没错 现在我们这么做
We wait for the Grand High Witch to leave her room,
我们等至尊女巫离开她房间
then we use Grandma's knitting wool as a rope to lower me down to the Grand High Witch's balcony.
接着 用外婆的绒线当绳子 把我放到她的阳台上
I grab a bottle of potion,
我去偷一瓶魔药
Grandma hoists me back up, she reverses the spell,
外婆再吊我上来 你让这魔咒反转
and ta-da! We're kids again.
然后就 嗒-哒! 我们重返人生
Young man, you think all that up just now?
小伙子 这主意你刚想的?
Popped right into my head.
直接蹦进我脑子的
Vile, filthy brats.
那些卑鄙 龌龊的孩子
You make me puke!
真让我作呕!
Hades,
海蒂
it's getting so bad,
真越来越糟了
I can't even enjoy a glass of wormwood.
我连一杯苦艾酒都喝不下去
She's the Grand High Witch, all right.
她是至尊女巫 没错
Grandma, that's the potion.
外婆 就是那魔药
She's keeping it on ice.
她用冰块来保存
Yeah, it's exactly what we need.
对 这正是我们需要的
Hades, come.
海蒂 来吧
We are late for tea.
喝茶快迟到了
Teatime. Perfect.
去喝茶 太好了
Now look, all we need is one bottle of potion.
听好 我们要的仅一瓶药水
So, grab one as fast as you can and hurry on back.
所以 拿到药水后赶快回来
No telling when that monster is fixing to return.
不知道那恶魔什么时候就回来了
I know you're likely scared, baby.
我知道 这事你可能会害怕 宝贝
I'm not scared, Grandma.
我不害怕 外婆
I don't know why,
我不知道为什么
but ever since I was turned into a small mouse,
但自从我变成小老鼠
little things don't scare me anymore.
就再没什么事能吓到我
Okay. Hold on tight.
好的 你抓紧了
I can't believe they won't let my precious into the dining room.
简直无法相信 他们居然不让我的宝贝进餐厅
This fleabag, roach-trap hotel discriminates against everything.
这家廉价简陋 蟑螂成群的酒店 什么都要歧视
Money. Money, money, money.
钱 钱 钱 钱
Oh, Hades,
吼哦~ 海蒂
why, in this disgusting human world,
为什么这恶心的人类世界
do you need money for everything?
遇什么事都是要钱?
Disgusting, filthy lucre.
这讨厌的 肮脏的金钱
He's ready.
他准备好了
Well, well, well, well.
哦 哦 哦 哦
Why is this wool here, I wonder?
为什么这里会有一团绒线? 真奇怪
Oh. Hello.
哦 你好
I just dropped my knitting over the balcony.
我不小心把绒线从阳台掉下去了
But it's all right.
但没事
Thank goodness I still have a hold of it on this end.
幸亏我还攥着它的另一头
Well, I'm just gonna go ahead on and...
我只是想把它给...
And pull it on up.
给提上来
I'll be out of your way.
不会碍你什么事了
Let go.
松开吧
I know you.
我好像认识你
Me?
我么?
I don't think so.
我不觉得
I have seen you before.
我以前见过你
I remember your face.
我记得你这脸
You mighta seen me in the lobby, maybe.
你可能在大堂见过我
No, no, no, no, no.
不 不 不是
Not in the lobby.
绝不是在大堂
I remember you from...
我记得在...
What? Who is it?
什么事? 是谁?
It's Mr. Stringer III, Hotel Manager.
是我 思俊尔三世 酒店经理
Curses!
真讨厌!
You want me to remove the children from the beach?
您想让我赶走沙滩上的孩子?
I want them removed.
我要他们离开沙滩
Well, I'll... I'll see what I can do.
那 我...我看看怎么做
Madam, I procured this, uh, for you today.
夫人 我今天给您带来了这个
I thought you might like it.
我想您可能会喜欢
It's a kitty carrier.
这是个猫携笼
And I thought you could put your feline friend in there
我觉得您可以将您爱宠放在里面
and you can transport him all over the hotel,
你能拿着它在酒店到处跑
including the dining room.
包括去餐厅
Thought you might like that.
觉得您可能会喜欢
Well,
好吧
let me tell you something, Mister Cat-Cage-Procurer.
那让我来告诉你 猫笼先生
I will never,
我不会
ever
永远不会
allow my precious puss to be...
把我的宝贝猫咪放...
Well, look at that. He likes it in there.
你看 他喜欢待在里头
Oh, madam, I almost forgot.
哦 夫人 差点忘了
Regarding your ladies' dinner this evening,
关于贵团今晚的晚餐
we have neglected to select a soup.
我们忘记让您选汤了
Now, there are two choices.
目前 有两个选择
One is our Cajun spice crab Creole,
一道是 卡真·克里奥尔混搭风味飘香蟹
and the other one is our plantation kitchen split pea.
另一道是 田园手剥豌豆
Which one is cheaper?
哪一个更便宜?
Well, madam, I'm sure you will appreciate
夫人 我保证你们会喜欢
that the crab is fresh and it is...
那螃蟹很新鲜 而且...
Which one?
到底哪个?
Plantation kitchen split pea. That's the one.
田园手剥豌豆 就这个
Then we will have the split pea soup.
那我们就喝手剥豌豆汤
Yes, madam.
是 夫人
And...
还有...
no garlic in the soup.
汤里不要加蒜
No what?
不要...什么?
Garlic.
蒜
No garlic?
不要加蒜?
Did I stutter?
我结巴吗?
No garlic.
不要蒜
My women,
我的女士们
all suffer from a selective food avoidance disorder.
都有些食物选择性障碍
Picky eaters.
挑剔的食客
Yes, madam. As you wish.
好的 夫人 会遵你嘱
I will inform the chef.
我通知主厨
You do that.
得告诉他
I'll let myself out.
那我走了
You do that.
得告诉他
Well, my precious,
还有你 我的宝贝
since you enjoy being in that cage so much,
既然你那么喜欢这笼子
you can stay in it!
那就待着吧!
Traitor!
叛徒!
Mouse Maker potion.
耗之宝药水
A drop of hyssop...
加些牛膝草...
A smidgen of mugwort...
加一滴艾蒿...
And now,
现在
a dash of healing water, straight from Lourdes.
少许治愈神水 直接从卢尔德采得
This is the most powerful healing water there is.
这是那儿功效最神奇的治愈神水
Okay.
好了
Now let's all join hands and bow our heads.
现在让我们手牵手低头祈祷
Well, I'll be...
这... 我也...
Not much more to say than that.
我也无话可说了
We had to try something, kids.
我们还得另寻办法 孩子们
This witch's power
这女巫的法力
is far greater than my little home remedies.
要远远高于我的土方法
Evil power.
邪恶魔法
And strong.
异常强大
Much stronger than me.
比我强大很多
Please don't cry, Grandma.
别哭 外婆
It'll be okay.
没关系
I'm sorry, children.
对不起 孩子们
It's not your fault, Grandma.
这不是你的错 外婆
Sometimes things just happen.
有时候 事情就这么发生了
Yeah, they do.
对 就是如此
I actually don't mind being a mouse.
实际上我不介意做一只老鼠
I get to hang out with my new friends all day,
我能整天和新朋友在一起玩
don't have to go to school anymore,
再也不用去上学
and I don't have to learn how to drive,
我也不用去学开车
which means I'll never get into an accident.
那我就不会再遇上车祸
Oh, child. Come here.
哦 孩子 过来
Grandma, will you still take care of me?
外婆 你会继续照顾我吗?
Even if I stay a mouse?
即使我一直是老鼠?
Of course I will, darling.
当然会 亲爱的
Doesn't matter who you are
这无关你是谁
or what you look like,
或者你像什么
so long as somebody loves you.
只要有人爱着你
And I always will.
而我永远都会
What about my friends?
那我的朋友呢?
Can they stay too?
他们也能留下吗?
Well, of course.
那当然
If they want to,
只要他们愿意
but don't forget, they all have loved ones you'll miss them.
但别忘记 他们也会想念那些爱着他们的人
I'm not so sure about that.
我可不太确定这点
Don't be a fool. I'm sure they love you.
别傻了 我保证他们一定爱你
My mother thinks I'm clumsy,
我妈妈觉得我笨
and my father complains that I'm always hungry.
我爸爸抱怨我一直饿
Well, maybe this will help them love you for who you are, not for who you ain't.
也许这能有助于他们爱真实的你 而非他们期望的你
You're fortunate to have parents, Bruno.
你有父母已经够幸福了 布鲁诺
Some of us don't.
有些人还没有
But we're gonna be okay.
我们都不用担心
We have Grandma.
我们有外婆呢
And she'll always be our family.
她永远和我们在一起
And for that we are very blessed.
就这点我们真是非常感激
But what I wanna know
可我想知道的是
is why are we standing around here lollygagging?
为何我们还站在这里浪费时间?
How are we gonna stop those horrible witches
我们怎样才能阻止那些可怕女巫
from turning more children into mice?
将更多孩子变成老鼠?
She's right.
她说得对
We got to do something.
得想办法
I know what we'll do.
我知道该怎么办
I sneak into the kitchen with the Number 86 Mouse Maker,
我带着86号配方耗之宝 潜入厨房
then I slip the potion into the witches' pea soup
然后把药水倒进她们的豌豆汤里
and turn them all into mice.
把她们全变成老鼠
Are you sure about this, little man?
你确定要这么干 年轻人?
This sounds like it could be a very dangerous and scary mission.
这听似是个非常危险和吓人的任务
Trust me, Grandma, I can handle it.
相信我 外婆 我能搞定
I'll meet you in the lobby bar.
我跟你们在大堂酒吧碰头
Bruno and Daisy know which vent.
布鲁诺和黛西知道是哪个通风口
Be careful, darling.
小心 亲爱的
I will, Grandma.
我会的 外婆
Hurry up there!
那边快一点!
The pea soup is ready.
准备上豌豆汤
No garlic.
不要蒜
I got the soup, no garlic, Chef, coming right up.
我收到 汤不要蒜 大厨 马上好
Where are my prawns?
我的大河虾在哪儿?
This is not a prawn, this is a shrimp.
这不是我要的大河虾 这只是小海虾
You don't know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn?
你不知道河虾和海虾的区别吗?
Count the pincers. Un, deux. One, two.
要数它的钳 壹 贰 一个 两个
Let's start ladling out that soup.
让我们把汤装盘
Come on, you people.
快点 伙计们
Yes, Chef.
是 大厨
What are you doing, huh?
你这是在干嘛 呃?
I'm getting the prawns ready.
我把虾准备好
Don't tell me that's a prawn.
别告诉我这是只河虾
I'm a crustacean expert.
我是虾蟹专家
This is a prawn.
这是只河虾
I've been sauteing prawns for 30 years
我有30年的烹虾经验
and I only use butter.
而且我只用黄油
Only butter?
只用黄油?
Never oil.
不用调和油
I don't give a damn about what nutritionists say.
我他妈才不管营养师怎么说
They are the ruination of cuisine.
他们就是厨房的祸根
Always butter, butter only.
永远用黄油 只要黄油
Where are my prawns?
我的大河虾在哪?
Who do I have to get some prawns around here?
这儿有谁能给我些河虾?
Let's start ladling out that soup.
让我们把汤装盘
Yes, Chef.
是 大厨
Are you crying?
你在哭?
There's no crying in my kitchen.
在我的厨房不准哭
Chef, this soup needs some garlic.
大厨 这汤需要些蒜
Absolutely no garlic. Stringer's orders.
绝不能加蒜 思俊尔的要求
Grease fire.
油着火了
We got fire blankets under those sinks.
那水槽下面有灭火毯
Are those my prawns that just exploded?
刚才是不是我的河虾炸了?
Forget the prawn, just throw some shrimp in there.
别管那河虾了 直接扔些海虾进去吧
You idiots don't know how...
你们这帮白痴不知道怎么...
Someone get me a sharp knife so that I can kill myself.
谁给我拿把刀来 我想要自杀
Somebody call an exterminator.
谁去叫一下灭鼠的人来
Look, there's my mother and father.
看 那就是我父母
That's your mother and father?
那是你父母?
As I live and breathe.
绝没有错
Bruno, I think it's time to say hello to your parents.
布鲁诺 我觉得该去跟你父母打个招呼
Are you mad? Right here in the bar?
是不是疯了? 在这个酒吧?
There's no time like the present.
现在正好空着
Excuse me, are you Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins?
打扰 两位是詹金斯夫妇吗?
Can we help you?
有什么事吗?
I'm afraid I have some,
我恐怕有一些
well, strange news about your son, Bruno.
关于你儿子布鲁诺的怪消息
What about Bruno? Where is he?
布鲁诺怎么了? 他在哪?
Maybe we can go somewhere a bit more private.
也许我们该去个更私密的地方
Private? Why do we have to be private?
私密? 为什么要这样?
It's not an easy thing for him to explain.
这事一时半会解释不清
He'd be much more comfortable we all went up to your room.
我们去您的房间谈 他会觉得舒服些
No, no, look here, madam,
不 不 你看这儿 夫人
I'm perfectly comfortable exactly where I am.
我在这儿就觉得挺舒服
So, either you tell me where I can find Bruno
所以 你告诉我怎么找到他
or you just leave us alone now.
或者 就别来打扰我们
Well...
好吧...
got him right here.
他在这儿
That's a mouse! A mouse!
是只老鼠! 一只老鼠!
What in God's name is wrong with you?
你到底有什么毛病?
Get that filthy rodent out of here!
把你肮脏的老鼠从她面前拿走!
No, no, no, no. This is Bruno.
不 不 不 这是布鲁诺
Bruno, say something to them.
布鲁诺 跟他们说说话
"Say something"? Are you insane?
"说说话"? 你是不是疯了?
Get away from us before I call the manager.
你赶快消失 否则我叫经理来
Quit all this hollering. This is your son, Bruno.
别冲我嚷嚷 这就是你儿子布鲁诺
Manager! Someone get me the manager.
经理! 叫经理来
This woman has just scared my wife half to death.
这疯女人把我老婆吓个半死
She's walking around with rats in her handbag.
她居然包里带着个老鼠在这游荡
Bruno, why didn't you say something?
布鲁诺 你为什么刚才不说话?
My father hates it when I talk with my mouth full.
我爸爸讨厌我说话时满嘴东西
Psst! Grandma.
呲! 外婆
Down here.
在这里
There you are. Thank the Lord.
你来了 感谢上帝
So, how'd it go?
情况如何?
Soup is on.
汤可以上了
Look! The pea soup.
看! 那豌豆汤
Here we are, garlic free.
给 没加蒜
Excuse me, madam, may I have a word with you?
抱歉 夫人 能跟你说句话么?
Please, this way.
请借一步
Just over here.
在这就行
Um...
呃...
You wouldn't happen to be carrying around a mouse on your person now, would you?
您不会是随身带了只老鼠吧 是这样吗?
- A mouse? - Mmm-hmm.
- 一只老鼠? - 对
Why on earth would I be carrying around a mouse?
我究竟为什么要带着一只老鼠?
Does this have anything to do with all the rat traps being set up all over this hotel?
这是不是跟酒店到处放捕鼠夹有关?
Rat traps?
捕鼠夹?
Is this your pathetic idea of a smoke screen?
是不是你的馊主意 放出这么个烟幕弹?
Accusing your guests of carrying around mice
指责你的客人带着老鼠
to hide the fact that this hotel has a mouse infestation.
来掩盖酒店已遭鼠患的事实
Shh. No... Shh. What?
嘘嘘 不... 嘘嘘 什么?
I'll tell you this.
那我告诉你
For what this hotel is costing me,
无论这酒店要花我多少钱
I better not see a single mouse.
我都不想见到一只老鼠
Not even a tiny, cute one.
哪怕是只可爱的小老鼠
Yes, madam. I'm so...
好 夫人 我非常...
My mistake. I'm sorry.
是我的错 抱歉
Luther.
卢瑟
Would you please show this lady to our finest table?
能带这位女士去我们最好的座位吗?
Certainly. This way.
当然 请这边
Apologies, madam, I, it's just...
实在抱歉 夫人 我只是...
Mmm.
呣
Our finest table, madam.
我们最好的座位 夫人
Oh, uh, thank you, Luther. I'm sure
哦 谢谢 卢瑟 我确信
your finest table in this lovely establishment
这漂亮的餐厅里最好的座位
is this one right here next to the kitchen.
是这张靠近厨房的桌子
I always prefer a table near the exit
我一直都喜欢坐 离出口的位置
so I can get out fast.
这样就能逃得快些
- Of course. - Mmm.
- 当然 - 呣
Check it out.
快看
They love the soup.
她们吃得津津有味
Have you decided?
有考虑好么?
Uh, yes, I think I'll have the jambalaya.
呃 是的 我想来份什锦饭
Excellent. And would you like something to start?
很好 前菜您需要什么?
Mmm...
呣...
Well, that pea soup those fancy ladies are eating looks good.
那些时髦女士们喝的豌豆汤看着不错
I'll have that.
也给我来份
I'm sorry. That soup is reserved strictly for that group of lady guests only.
很抱歉 那汤是专门为她们预订的
If I may,
请容我说
that large party suffers from a severe garlic allergy.
因为那群女士对蒜严重过敏
So, they have requested their soup be prepared garlic free.
所以 她们要求汤不加任何蒜
It is very bland. Practically inedible.
因此那汤很乏味 根本无法下咽
I see.
我明白了
That sounds disgusting.
确实无法接受
May I suggest the Cajun spice crab Creole?
我向您推荐卡真·克里奥尔混搭风味飘香蟹
It's one of our signature dishes.
这是我们这的招牌菜
Uh, sounds...
呃 听上去...
Yes?
可以吗?
Uh, the... The shrimp Creole will be fine.
呃 那...克里奥尔虾可以
You mean the crab Creole?
您指克里奥尔蟹?
Yes, yes, the crab Creole.
对 对 是克里奥尔蟹
Very good.
很好
Keep your heads down, we got company.
头别探出来 我们有伴了
Pigtails.
小辫子
I'm sorry?
你说什么?
Pigtails.
小辫子
You wore pigtails.
你扎着小辫子
Do I know you?
我认识你吗?
Many years ago, in a shabby little town.
很多年前 在一个破旧小镇
A shabby little town right here in Alabama.
就在阿拉巴马的一个破旧小镇
You wore pigtails.
你扎着两个小辫子
And you got away from me.
然后你逃走了
Remember?
想起来了?
But I got
但我得到了
that horrid little friend of yours.
你那个令人讨厌的小朋友
Remember...
记起来...
Quick, mouse ladder.
快点 搭鼠梯
It was you.
是你
You were the filthy witch who turned Alice.
你就是那个把爱丽丝变身的肮脏女巫
Aw...
噢...
That's a nasty...
这可是很严重的...
What are you doing?
你们搞什么鬼?
Grandma, look.
外婆 瞧
Attaboy.
好样的!
High five, baby!
来击个掌!
Mmm-hmm! That's some serious ratification.
唔~! 这鼠患真是挺严重的
Oh, my God! It's on my leg!
噢上帝! 它爬我腿上了!
Ooh. Lordy, hell's a-poppin'.
唔~ 主啊 地狱要爆满了
Come here, you nasty critter...
过来 你这个讨厌的小东西...
Get it off! Get it off!
滚下去! 滚下去!
Get it off!
滚下去!
Come on, kids.
来吧 孩子们
It's time to skedaddle.
我们该溜了
Somebody call the exterminator!
快去找灭鼠的来!
Good job.
干得好
Ooh, ooh...
唔~...
Look at all this potion.
看那么多的魔药
Kids, we got to grab every bottle.
孩子们 我们得把它们全拿走
Hey, Grandma, what about him?
嘿 外婆 那他呢?
I'll call the manager to let him out once we out of here.
我们一离开 就叫经理把他给放了
Oh, I dropped some.
哦 我掉了几个
I'll get it, Grandma.
我来捡 外婆
Whoa, that cheese smells awfully good.
喔 那奶酪闻着好香啊
Look what you made me do.
瞧你把我气的
You think you're so clever,
你觉得你很聪明
breaking into my room with a stolen key?
凭偷来的钥匙闯进我房间?
But everyone knows they keep a spare key at the front desk.
但谁都知道前台会有把备用钥匙
We'll never let you get away with your filthy, evil plot.
我们绝不会让你那污秽邪恶阴谋得逞
Oh, no? Who's gonna stop me?
哦是吗? 谁想阻止我?
A feeble, stupid, sick woman like you?
一个虚弱 愚蠢 疾病缠身的你吗?
Oh, you think that's funny?
哦 你觉得这话很可笑?
Not that.
不是为那个
See, I was just thinking.
瞧 我刚好在想
Pretty soon, you not gonna be able to do much of nothing.
很快 你就会什么事都干不了了
And why is that, brave, little, soon-to-be-dead woman?
为什么这么说 勇敢渺小快死的女人?
The pea soup.
那豌豆汤
The pea soup...
豌豆汤...
No... No...
不... 不...
No...
不要...
You stupid fool.
你这个愚蠢的傻瓜
I did not drink the pea soup.
我没喝那豌豆汤
If you recall,
你好好想想
I was interrupted.
那会儿我被打断了
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
好 我们这么办
Well, well, well.
好吧 好吧
Let me see.
让我看看
I think
我想
I will reach into your chest
我会插进你的胸口
and rip out your withered, shriveled heart,
挖出你那凋谢枯萎的心
and squeeze it until it bursts.
然后用力将它捏爆
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
胡言乱语 满口空话
All your butt-ugly witch-talk don't scare me one bit.
你所有丑陋的巫言秽语都吓不倒我
It should, considering the last thing you will ever see is my snickering face.
该想到 你死前眼中最后一幕是我满脸的窃笑
I believe
我相信
with every fiber of my being...
以我身体每个细胞的名义...
that in the end,
到最后
love will always triumph over hatred and evil.
爱终将战胜仇恨和邪恶
Is that so?
是吗?
You may have turned Alice and my grandson,
或许在爱丽丝和我外孙身上你得逞了
but I will make sure you never turn another child.
但我会确保你无法在其他孩子身上得逞
So help me, God.
上帝来帮我吧
Now!
行动!
You stupid rat.
你这愚蠢的耗子
Look what you've done.
看你们干的好事
Run!
快跑!
Look what you've done.
看你们都干了什么
You stupid rodents.
愚蠢的鼠辈
Get back here!
给我回来!
You filthy pests.
讨厌的害虫
Yum.
好吃
Parasites.
寄生虫
Kid, I'm gonna get you,
小子 我要逮到你
you putrid varmints.
腐臭的恶棍
Now I've got you!
我抓到你了!
What?
什么情况?
I'm done listening to your trash talk.
我已经受够了听你的废话
What is this?
这是什么?
You fool.
蠢货
Let me out.
放我出去
Let me out!
放我出去!
Let me out! Let me out!
放我出去! 放我出去!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
不 不 不 不 不
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
就不放 就不放 就不放
I will rip out your tongues.
我要扯出你们的舌头
Stupid mice.
愚蠢的老鼠
The witch in a bottle...
巫婆在瓶子里...
Let me out.
放我出去
Witch in a bottle...
巫婆在瓶子里...
Let me out of this stupid fish bowl.
从这傻鱼缸里放我出去
Hey, Grandma, this is the key to that big trunk.
外婆 这是那旅行箱的钥匙
That's my key. That's my key.
那是我的钥匙 是我的钥匙
That's my key, you pea-brain brat.
那是我的钥匙 你个白痴小孩
You pea-brain parasites.
你个白痴寄生虫
Come on, guys.
来 伙伴们
Nah, nah...
不 不...
Put your tongue back in your mouth,
把舌头缩回你嘴里
you filthy sewer guttersnipes.
你个肮脏的下水道讨饭鬼
What are you doing?
你在干嘛?
What are you doing? That is mine.
你想干嘛? 那是我的
Ooh!
唔~!
That's mine.
那是我的
You idiots. You scoundrels.
这帮白痴 这帮无赖
That is a lot of bacon.
那可是很多火腿肉
Lettuce.
很多莴苣
Dough.
很多钱
Hey, you're making me terribly hungry.
嘿 你又让我超级饿
No, get your hands off of that, that's mine!
不 把你们的手拿开 那是我的!
Get your filthy paws off my filthy lucre.
把你们的脏爪从我的脏钱上拿开
I'll poke out your beady eyes. What are you looking at?
我要挖出你们的小眼睛 你看什么看?
What's that, Grandma?
那是什么 外婆?
It's a list of names and addresses of every witch in the world.
这是全世界女巫姓名和地址的名册
Wow!
哇!
With that list and that money and all this potion,
有了这名册 这钱 和那些魔药
we could turn every witch in the world into rats.
我们能把全世界所有女巫变成老鼠
Excellent!
太棒了!
I'll cut off your tails with rusty scissors.
我要用生锈的剪刀剪下你们的尾巴
I'll clip your ears with toenail clippers.
我要用指甲钳剪去你们耳朵
I'll poke out your beady eyes.
我要挖出你们的小眼睛
I'll get you for this!
我会逮住你们的!
All right, kiddies, one hop.
行了 孩子们 跳进去
We got work to do.
我们还有事要做
I almost forgot.
我差点忘了
No, no, no, don't do that.
不 不 不 别这么干
What are you doing?
你想干什么?
Hades.
海蒂
Good pussy.
乖猫咪
You are a good pussy cat.
你是只乖乖的好猫
Nice kitty.
漂亮的小猫
You two have fun now.
你们俩好好玩
Nice kitty.
漂亮的猫咪
Ah, you stupid, mangy fleabag. Precious.
啊 你个傻乎乎的 肮脏的邋遢鬼...宝贝
Put the books back.
把书放回去
Stay back, you stupid, precious...
退后 你个傻...宝贝
No! Hades.
不! 海蒂
Hades, precious, remember who feeds you.
海蒂 宝贝 想想是谁喂的你
No, don't think about food.
不 别想着吃
Grandma, you hear that?
外婆 你听见了吗?
I don't know what you're talking about.
我不知道你在说什么
I didn't hear a thing.
我没听见什么
Oh! Well, thank you kindly.
哦! 非常感谢
And one for you.
也给你
The next morning,
第二天早上
we were feeling joyful and triumphant.
我们尝到了欢快和胜利的喜悦
As a matter of fact, Grandma was so happy,
实际上 外婆也很高兴
she was spreading her joy to the entire hotel staff.
她把这份喜悦分享给酒店的每一位员工
Thank you kindly for everything.
非常感谢
One for you.
一张给你
And one for you.
也给你一张
Thank you, ma'am.
谢谢 夫人
Bruno tried to explain the situation to his mom.
布鲁诺准备跟妈妈解释
Hello, Mother.
你好 妈妈
I'm now a mouse.
现在我是只老鼠
It's a mouse!
是只老鼠!
But it turned out Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins weren't really mouse people.
但发现詹金斯夫妇不是喜欢老鼠之人
So, we decided it would be best
因此我们做出决定 最好还是
if Bruno came to stay with me, Grandma, and Daisy.
让布鲁诺来跟我 外婆 还有黛西住在一起
Faster, faster!
快点 快点!
Here we go!
我们走!
Whee!
唯~!
- Cool! - Whoo-hoo!
- 酷! - 唔~吼!
How's my hair look? How's my hair?
我发型怎么样? 我发型如何?
Whoo-hoo!
唔~吼!
Whoo-hoo!
唔~吼!
Let's go again, y'all.
我们再来一圈 诸位
This time I sit in the front.
这次我坐前排
Grandma, I love being a mouse.
外婆 我喜欢当一个老鼠
Oh, I believe you do.
我相信是这样
But you wanna know something weird?
你想知道些怪事么?
I still feel just like a boy.
我依然感觉自己像个男孩
But you are, darling.
你就是啊 亲爱的
Life changes all of us.
生活改变了一切
I mean, look at me.
你看看我
I'm getting on up in the years,
过了那么多年
but I still feel like a girl.
可我还是觉得自己像个女孩
And I still feel like a boy.
而我觉得自己还像个男孩
See?
看见没?
You get it.
你明白了
Never give up what you are inside.
永远别放弃你的本性
When I look at you, I don't see whiskers and a pink nose.
当我看着你 我所见并非你的胡须和粉鼻
I just see your eyes.
我只看见你的眼睛
Bright and beautiful.
明亮又美丽
Grandma,
外婆
how long does a mouse live?
老鼠能活多久?
Oh, an ordinary mouse only lives about three years,
一只普通老鼠只能活三年
but you're no ordinary mouse. You're a mouse-person,
但你不是普通老鼠 你是只鼠人
and a mouse-person will almost certainly live three times longer than an ordinary mouse.
一只鼠人的寿命会是普通老鼠的三倍
Maybe even longer.
或许更久
That's great news.
那真是好消息
I couldn't stand being looked after by anybody else.
我无法忍受被别人照顾的日子
I'll be a very old mouse
我会是只长寿鼠
and you'll be a very old grandmother,
而你也将是个长寿外婆
and we'll both die together.
而且我们将一起走到终点
With a little luck, darling.
得靠点小运气 亲爱的
But no one knows how long their time is on this earth.
没人能知道自己在世上能活多久
Only God knows that answer.
只有上帝知道
And that is the natural order of things.
那才是万物的自然规律
Daisy, Bruno, and I
黛西 布鲁诺和我
loved living with Grandma.
跟外婆相亲相爱的住在一起
We were one big, happy family.
我们是快乐的一大家子
请别走开 尚未结束
Where were we? Oh, yeah. That's right.
刚说到哪儿了? 哦 对 没错
So, here we are,
那让我们开始
ready to carry on the fight.
准备好继续战斗
Carry on the fight!
继续战斗!
Over the years, we have turned and mouse-afied every damnable witch in these United States.
在过去的多年间 我们已经将美国境内 该死的女巫变成了老鼠
So, we are gathered here to take our battle to the entire world.
所以我们在此集结 把我们的战斗推向全世界
- You have your names, correct? - Yes, sir.
- 你有她们的名字 没错吧? - 是的 长官
Your addresses?
有她们的地址?
Yes, sir.
是的 长官
And your Number 86 Mouse Maker potion?
有86号配方耗之宝药水?
Yes, sir. Number 86 Mouse Maker potion, sir.
是的 长官 86号配方耗之宝药水 长官
Let's get out there
让我们出发
and give those witches a taste of their own medicine.
去让她们尝尝自己的药水
So, you ready for this mission, old-timer?
那 你准备好这趟任务了 老前辈?
Grandma, I've never been more ready.
外婆 我早已迫不及待
女巫
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